Post by HT Post by dk
Cats and Audis "never follow"!
An Audi man? They once were great cars, when they were stil Austrian.
I had a 1973 Audi 100LS. A truly great car when it wasn't
broken. Problem was, it was always broken. Fan motor
caught fire, computer, emissions control system. I drove
into a Audi service dept (Santa Monica Blvd in West LA) with
bilious black smoke pouring from under the hood. The
service guy asked me if I had an appointment. I said no, if
I had known my car was going to catch fire I would have made
one, now would you please put out the fire. True story.
The week before the hood wouldn't open. When they fixed it
they tried to charge me for the repair. I said the car was
two weeks old it should be covered under the warranty. They
said it wasn't a "repair" it was an "adjustment" and
therefore not covered. I blew my stack and started
screaming that the f*ckng hood wouldn't open so it was
f*cking broken and I wasn't paying. He gave in.